The Spin

A bad place for anybody

Stephen Morse

I was walking to lunch past HUP the other day without a worry in the world. I had survived my first class of the year and I was a second semester senior.

As I was about to cross the HUP Driveway at 36th and Spruce, I noticed something funky - and by funky I mean morbid. A van blocked my path. But this was no food delivery van, nor a 1-800-Flowers van, nor was it Scooby Doo’s “Mystery Machine.” This vehicle was a hearse disguised as a loading van. And when I walked by, I saw the driver loading a dead body into the vehicle.

While the body was covered in a red tarp, this loading location was completely inappropriate. Dozens of other students and hospital workers could clearly see the outline of the stiffened, lifeless body. While nobody threw up on the spot, I wouldn’t be surprised if many did shortly after.

HUP should only allow hearse drivers to load bodies immediately next to the building so the whole world isn’t exposed to such nastiness while simply going about our daily lives.

3 Responses to “A bad place for anybody”

  1. Dr Robb Says:

    So what’s the problem dude? Never seen a dead body?

  2. Tim Says:

    You continue to be a stuck up stupid ass. Its amazing, actually. I’m not even mad, how do you do that?

  3. Ryan Says:

    imagine what goes down in non-wealthy non-white parts of town. SOO sorry you had to be exposed to what many live with on a daily basis.

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