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Tempting fate in Costa Rica

Josh Stanfield

In this photo taken Wednesday, feb. 21, 2007, Ohio U.S. tourists Clova Adams, receives medical attention because she had a panic attack after one of three masked robbers held a gun against her head during a robbery on a day tour from the Carnival Liberty cruise ship in Limon, Costa Rica. A US veteran who was among the tourists killed one of the robbers. (AP Photo/Roger Amoretty)

I live in Philadelphia, and I expect to get mugged. I’ve resigned myself to a position of indifference, going along with the ebb and flow of the city, hoping for a real solution to Philadelphia’s crime problem.

Next week is spring break. A break from my job, the pile of books I’m reading for class, and the routine that has inevitably developed by mid-semester. Just as important–spring break is a break from Philadelphia. This year’s destination is Costa Rica, the antithesis of this city and its dwindling remnants of snow. But although I’ll be shedding my coat and whatever work ethic I can claim to have, my mindset will remain.

I’ll be in Costa Rica, and I’ll expect to get mugged.

Last year my friends and I spent spring break in the Dominican Republic–dedicating most of our time to Santo Domingo and the beach.

Mugging attempt one: man rolls up beside us, pointing a cylindrical object out of the window and demanding cash. It was obviously not a gun, maybe a tool. We laughed it off.

Mugging attempt two: group of teenagers, in the ecstatic hysteria that is Carnival , attempt to mug us with a knife, no doubt targeting my friend’s expensive camera dangling from his side in typical tourist fashion. I remember hearing a form of a certain verb, matar, a word I then wished wasn’t in my Spanish vocabulary. We successfully fled on foot, camera intact.

I’ve been lucky that violence has avoided me, but I think I’ve romanticized foreign muggings as a result. It’s just part of the experience, I tell myself. It’s a first-hand encounter with the reality of the country I’m visiting. It’s exhilarating.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure my outlook would be different if my experiences ended with a third world hospital. Reason tells me it’s stupid to romanticize: when I’m in another country, I’m a target. I need to watch my back. I was instructed by an experienced traveler that if I wanted to take the bus into Haiti from the Dominican Republic, I would have to remove the logo on my New Balances, to avoid robbery attempts.

I was also told that I’d have to be a moron to go to Haiti.

So next week I’m off to Costa Rica, expecting crime and in a way hoping for it (though only in its nonviolent unsuccessful form). Crime is universal; I’ll have to deal with it no matter where I go.

Still, for some reason I’m not too worried.

4 Responses to “Tempting fate in Costa Rica”

  1. Not getting mugged Says:

    Then why the H..l are you going there? Are you crazy? There are many safer places you could go where getting mugged isn’t a fact of life.

  2. Curious George Says:

    Why do you want to get mugged?

    (this seems to be a desire unrelated to your trip to Costa Rica, which I think paints a misleading picture of crime there for readers)

  3. Stiv Says:

    Depending on how you act and behave Costa rica will be an ubeventful destination crime wise.

    Get drunk behave like a moron anywhere and you’ll be looking for trouble. I spent some time there in Nov. and found it to be a wonderful place. Keep your wits about you and the most dangerous thing you’ll do is much the same as at home, riding around in an automobile and crossing the street. Costa rica IS NOT Haiti.

    If you’d like more info and traveling tips to out of the way places far more dangerous than CR or would like to ask me specifics about CR feel free to contact me or some other very savy folks at http://www.polosbastards.com

    Best,
    Stiv

  4. Scholar Barto Says:

    Scholar Standfield, you jerk! Why are you going to Costa Rica! It’s so dangerous. Were you not thinking? Why not go to Cabo, or Cancun, or a resort in Jamaica where it’s safe to party? You see, Spring Break is supposed to be all about you. You’re not supposed to explore new cultures in order to give yourself a more cosmopolitan outlook on life. That would be pratical. You’re supposed to get drunk and behave promisciously, like the people on the Real World. After all, as most Penn kids say, they “earned” their spring break, they “earned” the right to act irresponsibly and selfishly for a week. I for one deeply regret my decision to go home for spring break to relax and spend time with my family. What the hell was I thinking?

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