Comments on: Apply to be my minions! http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/ The opinion blog of The Daily Pennsylvanian Sun, 07 Sep 2008 03:28:56 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: bra free joanne http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-270 bra free joanne Tue, 14 Aug 2007 07:28:49 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-270 Natural beauty is a 160 lb chick with a big head and sagging breasts. Beauty is a short stout women with no bra. Imagine that! Our vaginas need to be free, not ravaged by the savage c*cks of men. Let men f&^% themselves. Liberate! Natural beauty is a 160 lb chick with a big head and sagging breasts. Beauty is a short stout women with no bra. Imagine that! Our vaginas need to be free, not ravaged by the savage c*cks of men. Let men f&^% themselves. Liberate!

]]> By: question for stepehnm http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-269 question for stepehnm Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:01:21 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-269 I'd just like to know who/what guidelines stepehnm would use to define his vision of a hot girl. Many of the guys I've met at Penn who complain about this usually have a fetish for blondes with too much makeup and fake tans, whom I think are the ugliest creatures on Earth. I think Penn girls would be hotter if we had more natural (ie. not appearing to need hours daily to beautify/mutilate oneself) women around campus. I’d just like to know who/what guidelines stepehnm would use to define his vision of a hot girl. Many of the guys I’ve met at Penn who complain about this usually have a fetish for blondes with too much makeup and fake tans, whom I think are the ugliest creatures on Earth. I think Penn girls would be hotter if we had more natural (ie. not appearing to need hours daily to beautify/mutilate oneself) women around campus.

]]> By: stepehnm http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-268 stepehnm Sat, 04 Aug 2007 07:20:40 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-268 penn girls are so ugly. freshman year i almost turned gay from my roommate just out of sheer disgust with the female population here. if ali jackson is hot, kill me. penn girls are so ugly. freshman year i almost turned gay from my roommate just out of sheer disgust with the female population here. if ali jackson is hot, kill me.

]]> By: jesse http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-267 jesse Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:21:00 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-267 Ali's a little hottie . . . i'd be her minion. Ali’s a little hottie . . . i’d be her minion.

]]> By: incredulous http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-266 incredulous Thu, 19 Jul 2007 23:17:03 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-266 seriously you people need to find hobbies. i feel sorry for you that you have nothing better to do than sit around in your crappy cubicles at your meaningless jobs and bash some girl you've never met. i also pity the fact that clearly none of you appreciate sarcasm. did anyone REALLY think minions was said in seriousness? i haven't even met the girl and i appreciate her sense of humor. grow up. get lives. get over it. seriously you people need to find hobbies. i feel sorry for you that you have nothing better to do than sit around in your crappy cubicles at your meaningless jobs and bash some girl you’ve never met. i also pity the fact that clearly none of you appreciate sarcasm. did anyone REALLY think minions was said in seriousness? i haven’t even met the girl and i appreciate her sense of humor.

grow up. get lives. get over it.

]]> By: SAS student http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-265 SAS student Thu, 19 Jul 2007 19:53:57 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-265 Just for the record, I also posted one of the comments above, so clearly it's not one person using different names. And, I do have a job (probably a better one than Ms. Jackson). I'm just annoyed by the "minions" comment, that's all. Just for the record, I also posted one of the comments above, so clearly it’s not one person using different names. And, I do have a job (probably a better one than Ms. Jackson). I’m just annoyed by the “minions” comment, that’s all.

]]> By: your friend http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-264 your friend Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:06:18 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-264 Ali Jackson undoubtedly reads the comments on her blog posts, and her pitiful column that appears weekly in the DP. We can only assume she pushes forward out of sheer perseverance and a fetish for painful criticism rather than support from anyone. Even her friends have to be honest and tell her she isn't funny and sucks. I imagine right now she is reading these comments, and all the other comments that are automatically emailed to her everyday and a little part of her dies with every biting criticism of her pathetically unfunny, uninteresting, and uninspired slop fest of writing. I would love nothing more than a witty blog entry from Ali, or even a funny retort on these comments but I'm afraid her wit is about as sharp as the decaying gingivitis infected gums of an AIDS patient who lost her dentures. Ali Jackson undoubtedly reads the comments on her blog posts, and her pitiful column that appears weekly in the DP.

We can only assume she pushes forward out of sheer perseverance and a fetish for painful criticism rather than support from anyone. Even her friends have to be honest and tell her she isn’t funny and sucks.

I imagine right now she is reading these comments, and all the other comments that are automatically emailed to her everyday and a little part of her dies with every biting criticism of her pathetically unfunny, uninteresting, and uninspired slop fest of writing.

I would love nothing more than a witty blog entry from Ali, or even a funny retort on these comments but I’m afraid her wit is about as sharp as the decaying gingivitis infected gums of an AIDS patient who lost her dentures.

]]> By: Bloop. (invitingly curls fingers inwardly like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, as if to say "bring it on.") http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-263 Bloop. (invitingly curls fingers inwardly like Keanu Reeves in the Matrix, as if to say "bring it on.") Mon, 28 May 2007 20:03:56 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-263 I'll be not offended if Ms. Jackson comes up with creative and imaginative ways to bash me or others. Like I said, it's nothing personal. In fact, someone who can put others in awe at her ability to churn out witty jabs and retorts could undoubtedly increase her respectability by doing so. Just be certain the response doesn't include an emotional entreaty about not hurting someone's feelings, as that would definitely sound more like pitiful braying than the proud flexing of rhetorical skill. I’ll be not offended if Ms. Jackson comes up with creative and imaginative ways to bash me or others. Like I said, it’s nothing personal. In fact, someone who can put others in awe at her ability to churn out witty jabs and retorts could undoubtedly increase her respectability by doing so. Just be certain the response doesn’t include an emotional entreaty about not hurting someone’s feelings, as that would definitely sound more like pitiful braying than the proud flexing of rhetorical skill.

]]> By: Let's get ready to rumble http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-262 Let's get ready to rumble Mon, 28 May 2007 16:27:23 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-262 Ms. Jackson, you must be aware of all of these comments. I believe that the door is wide open for you to deliver a scathing response to people that have nothing better to do than post harsh criticisms on the illustrious "Spin" blog -- which doesn't even publish over the summer. Perhaps a little biting wit of your own in light of these events will win you the favor of those posters above me that have so flawlessly bashed you. Ms. Jackson, you must be aware of all of these comments. I believe that the door is wide open for you to deliver a scathing response to people that have nothing better to do than post harsh criticisms on the illustrious “Spin” blog — which doesn’t even publish over the summer. Perhaps a little biting wit of your own in light of these events will win you the favor of those posters above me that have so flawlessly bashed you.

]]> By: Bloop. http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/2007/05/02/apply-to-be-my-minions/#comment-261 Bloop. Sun, 27 May 2007 17:36:17 +0000 http://lamp.dailypennsylvanian.com/thespin/?p=140#comment-261 Oh, it's nothing personal (more of a professional critique best expressed through personal bashing), though it is vented as a result of summer downtime. "It" is just resentment that the DP seems only to hire vacuous people to write columns. If you stand in the limelight and suck at what you do, someone will make fun of you. Such is the way of the world. Oh, it’s nothing personal (more of a professional critique best expressed through personal bashing), though it is vented as a result of summer downtime. “It” is just resentment that the DP seems only to hire vacuous people to write columns. If you stand in the limelight and suck at what you do, someone will make fun of you. Such is the way of the world.

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