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Nick Barr

Seeking a “fast-paced position” but not interested in working in the city? Want to meet plenty of new people in a non-financial setting? Do you know how to make little animals out of bath towels?

Look no further. PennLink, always humiliating those of us looking beyond finance for a job, has really outdone itself this time. Check it out:

Hyatt
Housekeeper/Room Attendant
Santa Ana Pueblo, NM
The Room Attendant is responsible for maintaining the cleanliness of the guest rooms assigned.

Maybe this guy will be your trainer:

But before you drop that resume like it’s hot, make sure you meet Hyatt’s stringent requirements:

  • Must have the ability to lift, pull and push a moderate weight
  • Ability to communicate to guests preferred

Mute weaklings need not apply! (Sorry engineers.)

So in case you were wondering how tough bipartisan immigration reform will impact your job search, now you know.

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