Under the Button
Good news, everyone! Again dealing with the Penn paradox of too much smart and too much stupid in one person, we get to watch the fireworks as another prof goes through the court system (in this case, for re-sentencing). Apparently important neurosurgery research can only delay justice for a few years in this country. (Pre-med frat boys, beware!)
So we have sexual assault. We have do-it-and-import-it-yourself child pornography. I’m not one to force my skewed ideas of normality on anyone else, but is it too much to ask the people representing our elite institution to have sexual habits that are… oh, I don’t know… legal?
Of course, the news right now shows a totally biased representation of Penn professors. (seriously, Google “penn professor blog” and see for yourself). There’s really only one way to fix that.
Come on, Penn profs–dish a little. Someone write a letter to the editor, talk to a DP reporter, start a blog… I don’t care how, but please convince someone, somewhere that you have legal, good sex. Between the GSOC and Physics departments, someone has to have done some great calculations about angles, momentum, and partner choice. No sodomy laws left to violate; there’s all sorts of fun to be had! Please, for the sake of school pride and our entertainment, prove the DP wrong.
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