While everyone around me appears to be wetting their pants like spoiled little brats who can’t get in on a secret, I for one would like to applaud the Penn administration for keeping their mouth shut about the whole Dean Stetson departure.

They have successfully adhered to Wharton Business Principle # 1 – No Snitching.

A snitch, rat, informant, tattle-tale…whatever you call it or however you spin it, is the lowest form of organism known to man. It is so low, it ranks below management consultant and Anne Coulter on the evolutionary chain.

Wait…on second thought, nothing is lower than Anne Coulter.

This doesn’t change the fact that his code of honor is as old as time, even older than the University itself. Archaeologists have evidence that in the original draft manuscript of the Ten Commandments, the 11th and ultimate commandment was…

“Thou shalt not snitcheth”.

Unfortunately, Judas was not aware of this rule.

When the administration was pressed for details regarding the scandal, I’m pretty sure the conversation went something like this….

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