Pennsylvania hunter Rick Jacobs was hoping to take photos of deer with his stationary camera. Instead he caught a picture of a freaking Sasquatch.
When Jacobs found the photos of the strange animal, he did what any sane person would do and contacted the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization — or BFRO for those in the know. According to the BFRO website, the images “likely show a young juvenile bigfoot”.
Juvenile bigfoots are “typically described as quadrupedal (walking on four legs), with the ability to climb trees or run very quickly on all fours”.
I’m guessing they only climb trees when they’re not riding their unicorns to their underground Sasquatch cities where they make shoes with David the Gnome.
Now I’m sure everyone is thinking two things right now:
1. What exactly is the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization? It sounds like some offshoot of Drexel’s Bio department?
The BFRO “seeks to resolve the mystery surrounding the bigfoot phenomenon” and is “directed by a virtual community of scientists, journalists, and specialists from diverse backgrounds.” BFRO is through invitation only, with invitations being given to those who attend a BFRO expedition. http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_FAQ.asp?id=852 a
2. What is the danger if this Bigfoot makes its way from Western Pennsylvania to campus?
According to BFRO, you should be pretty safe! “Sasquatches do not attack humans, but they may stalk or harass humans in a forested area, possibly the result of a territorial conflict.” But what about the children? My god, the children! No worries! “Several reports describe easy opportunities to attack or grab children who were not closely attended. In all such situations the sasquatches merely observed the children until they themselves were noticed by someone. Then they simply walked or ran away.”
” Thank god!
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November 3rd, 2007 at 1:15 am
I do not believe in unicorns or the tooth fairies and consider myself a pretty sharp cat. I am always amazed at the arrogance of modern man who thinks that it knows it all. In fact, science, recently in 1996, confirmed the discovery of a new species of deer which was never discovered before. Gee, pretty big mammal to be roaming the Earth with modern man for over 2000 years and we never saw that one coming either! You would think that with Cortez, Lewis and Clark, Masai Tribe, American Indian, and everyone else which walked the woods that someone would have bumped into, killed, or photographed that deer before now. Well, they didn’t until now. In my opinion, it is foolish to be so narrow minded when even recent history has proven that we do not know everything. Does Big Foot roam the North American continent? Who knows but the evidence seems to be mounting in its favor and only the arrogant and narrow minded among us refuse to take a second look.
November 6th, 2007 at 11:50 am
Hello…Thanks for the nice read, keep up the interesting posts..what a nice Tuesday