As if I already didn’t love Amy Gutmann enough, she’s now going to be honored in Glamour magazine as one of the “Women of the Year,” alongside the female presidents of Brown, Harvard and Princeton.

Though Gutmann claimed she’s totally stoked to be included in the mag, she stated in the DP article that she doesn’t “have much time to read magazines like Glamour.”

Ouch! I mean, I know Glamour is no New Yorker, but Gutmann could have at least said that she occasionally peruses the “150 Easy Ways to Cut Calories!!” section when she’s not busy running things in West Philly.

True to form, IvyGate has used this opportunity to re-humiliate Gutmann with last year’s favorite Halloween picture. But hey, who else could make terrorism look that hot?

I bet the writers over at Glamour could have helped her out with an idea for a decent costume this year (sexy Ben Franklin?). “Casual Penn President” sounds more like a name for a Gutmann Barbie doll than a costume.

I know Amy’s going to look Glamour-licious in her spread November 13th - much better than Shirley, Ruth and Drew. We’re the “social Ivy” after all, and everyone knows that’s just another way of saying we’re hotter. And that goes for our Prez, too.

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