As anyone who’s been recently assaulted by overly ambitious flyering on Locust knows, it’s a cappella season.
This weekend I was conned into going to the PennSix show by friends who I was sure must have been eating Aqua Dots, because they claimed I’d love it. Judging by Penn’s recent embarrassment in the Ivy-League a cappella scene, I was highly doubtful that I would not want to gauge my eardrums out with a blunt object.
Surprisingly, I was entertained, impressed, and a little turned-on.

When I arrived at Irvine auditorium, I knew I was in for a good time because the place was full of sorority girls who had “pre-gamed the pre-game,” so to speak. Irvine was abuzz with drunken anticipation.
I have to hand it to these guys. They came running down the aisles and onto the stage wearing some of the most ridiculous get-ups I’ve ever seen (think sparkles, brassieres, crotchless tights), and yet they still manage to look sexy. The question, however, remained: could they actually sing?
Not only could they sing, and I mean really sing, but they put together hilarious skit-comedy routines and told some of the worst jokes I’ve ever heard. And I mean that in a good way. The audience was groaning with disgust. There’s nothing like a little low-brow humor to brighten up a Saturday night.
PennSix has managed to slightly improve my opinion of a cappella. No longer will I totally ignore the mediocre beat-boxers and crackly voices that scrawl all over the walk and shove brightly colored fliers in my face. Maybe I’ll actually look at one of the fliers every once in a while instead of immediately shoving it into a trashcan.
My favorite part of the show was the finale. It was scary how comfortable the soloist was in a grandma swimsuit rocking out to “Sweet Child Of Mine.” He should have gone out for BMOC . . . respect.
Tags: a cappella, PennSix

November 12th, 2007 at 11:00 pm
i told you so!!!!
November 12th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
actually, you probably should continue ignoring the other a cappella groups as they are indeed more or less terrible. Penn Six rules!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:11 am
Awesome show. A cappella sucks, Penn Six (somehow) rocks.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:11 am
Nice, nice. You too, you too.
November 13th, 2007 at 3:47 am
Who was the guy beating his chest like a maniac? He looks like he has been in the group since 1995 or something like that. Anyone know his name?
November 13th, 2007 at 5:37 am
i talked to him after the show. he said his name was Sniffy McYamyams or something weird like that. He’s gotta be pushin 50.
November 13th, 2007 at 10:40 am
Motherfucker stole my name
November 13th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Thank you very much. Gotta love the robo-love. Sniffy, take a break man. Respect the beat box and the bass…cause we are the most important.
November 13th, 2007 at 6:04 pm
Look at me, I’m a hypocrite! Cletus is so handsome
November 14th, 2007 at 12:44 am
These comments are the best.
November 14th, 2007 at 2:10 am
Wow, Primus, you’re even unfunny OFF of Klorg. Wait, who the fuck is Dante?
Love, Fake AquaDots
November 30th, 2007 at 1:04 am
You guys are totally speaking a different language here! As a non-Penn-Sixer, I don’t understand it. What’s going on?! ROFL COPTER
December 5th, 2007 at 12:47 am
the University of Pennsylvania “6-5000″ is amazing
December 19th, 2007 at 11:55 am
the drexel treblemaker is not representative of slutty drexel girls as a whole
November 20th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
sounds like a wanna be mask and wig show