The Spin

TP for all!

Collin Beck

During the freshmen elections, I criticized what I thought were impractical and frivolous campaign platforms. I might have been wrong about “Mark Peter Pan”. It looks like he’s really trying to push his thicker toilet paper objective through the UA agenda.

UA Housing is also working with the HCS to bring in-house tutoring services to College Houses as well as thicker brands of toilet paper.

My apologies to Mark Peter Pan for thinking he couldn’t get it done, and apologies to the UA for implying that they don’t matter. Now hopefully he can focus on the other issues in his platform — like moving DRL closer to the Quad …

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2 Responses to “TP for all!”

  1. Nick McAvoy Says:

    I actually talked to Mark the other day about his toilet paper campaign. Apparently, there are prototype rolls already in place in his hall. The guy means business.

  2. Morgan Hennessy Says:

    Are they scared that the pilfering of TP is going to rise if they switch? I mean, I know tons of people who live off campus that steal TP from Huntsman, especially! I personally would rather buy my own higher quality “prototypes” ….

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