Speaking of asinine signs, check out the one on the side of Copa Banana:
Come to Copa for Philly’s “best” margaritas, burgers, and fries. It’s brilliant. To the casual observer, they promise top-notch food and drinks, but if you try to pin them down they’re not actually claiming anything.
More people should try this tactic. Forget U.S. News & World Report, let’s just tell people we go to the “best” school in the country. Philadelphia is the “safest” city around. The Eagles are “first place” in the NFC East.
Mom, if you’re reading, I’m getting a “4.0″ this term, and I’m going to be “employed” next year.
Tags: signs

November 27th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
I’m “writing” a paper as week speak!
November 28th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
It’s a shame we let people avoid “responsibility” for their actions and statements.
November 28th, 2007 at 6:23 pm
You mean I’m NOT the best mother in the world?
November 28th, 2007 at 11:23 pm
I “love” unnecessary quotation marks!
November 29th, 2007 at 1:55 am
This is the “best” column I’ve ever read. “Seriously”.
November 29th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
This probably isn’t a case of unnecessary quotes. It’s most likely a reference to a “Best of Philly” award, and therefore quotation marks around “Best” would be appropriate.
November 29th, 2007 at 6:53 pm
A tour of the Copa web site verifies Slater’s speculation. I’m skeptical about the actual truth of the claim, especially since it is made for all three locations.
I’m glad we could clear that up and have a few laughs in the process.
November 30th, 2007 at 11:12 am
Copa: Penn’s “best” bar.