As the DP reported, Wharton junior Jason Myers fessed up to stealing all sorts of electronics from his fellow Harnwellians, proving once again that Harnwell is the worst high rise ever.

Oh, and by “fessed up” I mean his mom ratted him out to the police. Ouch!

The name rang a bell for me and a few other vigilant DP readers, who commented that our very own Mr. Penn is named Jason Myers as well.

Take a look at this admittedly disgusting video. Is that a USB flash drive in his orange panties or is he just excited to be performing?

Initially, the DP didn’t have a photo of Myers, so it was unclear whether or not Mr. Penn = Mr. Klepto. Lucky for you, I did about 3 minutes of research and found out the truth.

The verdict? There can only be one … Mr. Pennitentiary. Even though Myers is listed as a junior in the Harnwell piece and a senior in the Mr. Penn piece, it’s the same guy. Dude’s been on the brink of graduation since 2004. Guess he was waiting for the Wii to come out?

Tags: crime, Harnwell, Mr. Penn

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