The Spin

The hottest major at Penn: Communication

Mike Tate

Yeah, it’s true. Communication is the sexiest major on campus (and I would know because it’s mine). Anyway, I’m breaking a personal vow never to blog on the “s” word, but it sells and I know you’ll read this.

If you checked out the latest issue of 34th Street, you’re probably rearranging your course schedule for next semester. The main feature highlights Communication as the winner for the sexiest major — overwhelmingly, too.

“Comm majors know that the medium is the message, and this medium will be wearing pearls and tight leggings, thank you very much.” In Mass Media and Society or Introduction to Communication Behavior, the number of hotties will leave no one in doubt.

I recommend registering for those courses if you’re emo or an engineer forlornly studying in your room (never mind, wholesome Tri Delts wouldn’t want you anyway). This is tough advice to give because, upon reading this, next semester’s ratio of guys to girls will be lowered from 30:1 to around 10:1, thus diluting the major. Luckily, I’ve taken both of those courses.

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