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Breaking news: Famous comedian to perform at Penn

Dan Diamond

David Lei might not sound concerned that The DP missed the boat on who’s performing at Spring Fling… but secretly, all of us on the Spin are seething because — again! — we’ve been beaten to a huge scoop by other, unnamed “blogs of the Ivy League.” Or something sort of like that. Anyway, if only we’d stop writing about politics for a minute and start snooping instead, maybe we could actually break some real news.

Luckily, as I checked my e-mail today — desperate to find something to write about — I found the following press flyer, from some student group no doubt familiar with my hard-hitting work and hoping I’d be their Boswell. I could check this with Mask & Wig, but… nah. This PhotoShop looks pretty legitimate to me!

So I’m please to share that — and hold on to your hats…

Carrot announcement

You know what?  Let’s just call this one a rumor.

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5 Responses to “Breaking news: Famous comedian to perform at Penn”

  1. Jordan Says:

    I’m probably the only one, but I was looking forward to Limp Bizkit.

  2. The Spin » Blog Archive » The lives of others Says:

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  3. Marmalade Says:

    The first paragraph got it right- the less blogging about politics, the better. Blog about Penn.

  4. Nick McAvoy Says:

    I agree with Marmalade.

  5. doo doo doo Says:

    love the conan reference

    also this fucking spam fighting shit is such bullshit

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