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Archive for March, 2008

Other things I want to be UPennAlerted for

Vaughn Stewart

On Friday afternoon, a text message (followed by an e-mail and a phone call) put my mind at ease. The UPenn Alert system was fully functioning.

The Penn Police have taken a giant leap into the 21st century. They plan to text us if there is a campus emergency. This is wise, as our generation invented the text message break-up. The new strategy is also convenient: now I don’t even have to take out my earphones to know that there’s a shooting rampage.

So, the new alert system got me thinking about all the ways my life at Penn would be easier if the University sent text notifications for more than just violent emergencies. Here are a few examples:

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My pledge of annoyance

Maddy Kronovet

Essay tips in 500 words or less

Jonathan Wroble

I want sofas in bathrooms

Eric Sukumaran

Irresponsible science

Nick Barr

Singing the jailhouse blues

Maddy Kronovet

Clinton Standard Time

Eric Sukumaran

Villanova: safety school?

Vaughn Stewart

Farewell, FebClub

Nick Barr

Looking to the stars for my place in the sun

Jonathan Wroble