The Spin

Archive for April, 2008

“A man never trifles with gals who carry rifles.”

Lauren Friedman

members can win a glock just by walking in the door

Every morning, approximately 2.5 million women with a “voracious appetite for what’s next, new, cool, and must-have” receive a Daily Candy e-mail newsletter in their inboxes.

I possess no such appetite, but I get DC Philadelphia anyway — mainly because I derive some sort of sick pleasure from reading about clothing and spa treatments that cost more than my apartment.

So imagine my surprise when the latest Daily Candy Weekend Guide included this — smack between limited edition “cutesy” tees and a “brunch and shopping” event:

Glock Day
What: Free rentals and range time, discounted memberships, and crazy deals on Glocks — Philly’s gun of choice.
Why: It’s how Charlton Heston, God rest his soul, would’ve rolled.
When: Sat., 10 a.m.-7 p.m.
Where: Philadelphia Archery & Gun Club, 831-833 Ellsworth St.

Shoes, gruyère omelettes, sea salt facials, and… guns? One of these things is not like the others.

But this was no joke.

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“Best” reader comments from DP joke issue

Nick Barr

Boys just wanna have funds

Jonathan Wroble

Of diamonds and girls

Vaughn Stewart

Flame extinguished by protectors; Gallic shrugs ensue

Eric Sukumaran

Insider tips to Flinging Safely

Nick Barr

Penn: Pumping Fe

Jonathan Wroble

Of plumbing and apoplexy

Eric Sukumaran

Why you want your brain on drugs

Jonathan Wroble

Awkwardemia, Part II

Nick Barr