The Spin

Archive for November, 2008

We may not be alone…

Tae Kim

The Eye of Sauron as portrayed in Lord of the ...

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Folks: Groundbreaking news. We are progressively getting closer and closer to discovering other forms of life in this vast, lonely, and mysterious universe. OMG!

Recently, scientists using “the latest techniques in space technology” have taken the first-ever images of planets outside of our solar system. Three planets, located approximately 130 light years from the Earth, were discovered in the HR8799 system of the Pegasus constellation. OMG!

Christian Marois, the lead astronomer of the team that found the planets, noted the significance of this discovery, saying, “[it] is the first time we have directly imaged a family of planets around a normal star outside of our solar system.” OMG!

Not be outdone, NASA found a planet of their own named Formalhaut b, orbiting around the Formalhaut star located in the Piscis Australis constellation, 25 light years away. OMG x 4!!!

OMG! What amazing breakthrough discoveries! Photos of planets from distant constellations? I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THEM!!! O-M-G!!!

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No more burgers!

Abby Schwartz

Total. Ivy. Domination.

Anthony Cirranello

Course cipher

Jenna Feldman

PC Nonsense

Chaia Werger

Please, no pictures

Susan Miller

A vast liberal conspiracy on campus? Hell naw!

Will Steinberger

Manners? Yes, please!

Abby Schwartz

Pass The Hills… You can keep 90210.

Malka Fleischmann

Goodbye, Provost Daniels

Will Steinberger