Mike’s right. It was great to see Rick Santorum.

But how many times does Santorum have to tell you people?! Europe. Is. Dying. It is dying and you are letting it die.

Will we have Europe behind us??? No, we will not have Europe behind us you socialist, Ivy League, Islamo-Fascist-loving idiots. Who the hell are you with that question?

HAH, Europe behind us! Europe could disappear at any second … Bruce Bawer said so! You’ve never heard of Bruce Bawer? This man’s last name is ONE letter away from being “Bauer.” As in, Jack Bauer. Do not question him or he will kick your ass to the rhythm of the “Final Countdown.”

The former senator/messiah came to Penn yesterday to warn us that the Muslims are multiplying at alarming rates and gradually implementing their plan to make Europe disappear with the black magic that they teach in the terror cells.

You need more proof? Mohamed is the MOST popular boys name is Belgium. Actually, Noah is – Mohamed’s tenth – but who cares about needless facts. Everyone knows facts are an evil communist tool used to obstruct the truth and promote moral relativism. Tenth is bad enough. The idea of giving children loaded Biblical names like, say … Jacob … or Christopher … is dangerous liberal lunacy. Or Daniel or Sarah or Peter. I mean you might as well … oh … damn.

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