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Never take your eye off your toybox at a party

Collin Beck

If you see any sketchy frats buying boxes of toys — they’re probably Aqua Dots.

The toy was recently recalled after it’s chemical coating was found to turn into GHB once ingested. Oh the Chinese! First they try to poison us with lead, and now they try to date rape us. What will they think of next?

The Third Most Famous Groundhog in Pennsylvania

Collin Beck

A day against hate?

Collin Beck

Breaking News: Penn Students Learn Popular Dance!

Collin Beck

No treat? Then prepare for a trick.

Collin Beck

Forget the Debate, Big Foot Comes to the State

Collin Beck

Conspiracy theories

Collin Beck

Philadelphia, ugliest city in America

Collin Beck

My corpse! My corpse!

Collin Beck

Miss South Carolina scholarship controversy

Collin Beck