Ann Coulter is one great American dame. Her constant presence in the American media circuit and her inspired authorship of many best-selling books are testament to the resonance of her arguments.

Or maybe it’s just because she’s blonde. She’s a MILF, too wouldn’t you say? It makes her stand out from the other female Republican pundits - and there you have the probable reason for her media success. Bill O’ Reilly is probably thankful he sits under a desk when he sees Ann Coulter on his show.

“There are other female Republican pundits?” one might ask, to which I would reply,

“Yes, you are just confusing them for men.”

It is quite easy to do, since, whilst relatively coherent, they all look like the spawn of Margaret Thatcher and a gerbil. If Ann Coulter had looked like one of these Maggie-gerbils, I would bet all the money in my pockets against all the money in yours that you just wouldn’t know her name.

Unless you were related to or haunted by her. Sonnet to this affect after the jump.

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