Pennsylvania hunter Rick Jacobs was hoping to take photos of deer with his stationary camera. Instead he caught a picture of a freaking Sasquatch.

When Jacobs found the photos of the strange animal, he did what any sane person would do and contacted the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization — or BFRO for those in the know. According to the BFRO website, the images “likely show a young juvenile bigfoot”.

Juvenile bigfoots are “typically described as quadrupedal (walking on four legs), with the ability to climb trees or run very quickly on all fours”.

I’m guessing they only climb trees when they’re not riding their unicorns to their underground Sasquatch cities where they make shoes with David the Gnome.

Now I’m sure everyone is thinking two things right now:

1. What exactly is the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization? It sounds like some offshoot of Drexel’s Bio department?

The BFRO “seeks to resolve the mystery surrounding the bigfoot phenomenon” and is “directed by a virtual community of scientists, journalists, and specialists from diverse backgrounds.” BFRO is through invitation only, with invitations being given to those who attend a BFRO expedition. http://www.bfro.net/gdb/show_FAQ.asp?id=852 a

2. What is the danger if this Bigfoot makes its way from Western Pennsylvania to campus?

According to BFRO, you should be pretty safe! “Sasquatches do not attack humans, but they may stalk or harass humans in a forested area, possibly the result of a territorial conflict.” But what about the children? My god, the children! No worries! “Several reports describe easy opportunities to attack or grab children who were not closely attended. In all such situations the sasquatches merely observed the children until they themselves were noticed by someone. Then they simply walked or ran away.”

” Thank god!