I’m a senior with time on my hands, so I read the news so you don’t have to. Here’s what’s news at Penn . . .
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Ivy League entitlement: As we engage in what has come to be an annual debate every November on the meritocracy of Early Admissions, legacy applicants continue to successfully justify how being conceived from the sperm (or egg) of a Penn alum is a perfectly fair and objective measure of their academic ability.
No more diversity training: With the recent failure of diversity training at the University of Delaware, diversity is the new hot topic in today’s issue of the DP. After DuBois college house was deemed the metaphorical “whipping boy” (no pun intended) for culture-based residential programs at Penn last week, the American Indian Cultures residential program, East Asia House residential program, and the Latin American residential programs all breathed a collective sigh of relief as they went unnoticed for doing the exact same thing.
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