All this talk about eastward expansion makes me tired. Really tired.
I may be a member of the Penn Running Club, but that walk all the way from the postal lands to the high-rises will induce heavy eyelids. Chemistry is boring enough; I don’t need any extra incentive to take a nap during the day.
But unless any students plan to live in the Hill-Field-soon-to-be-a-dorm, the soft, fluffy pillows that console so many heavy heads will lie a good 15 minutes away from the new classrooms and labs. This is completely unacceptable.
Penn needs to build a nap room.

