If you care to hear another college student’s opinion on the upcoming election (you don’t, be honest), here it is.
Let’s face it, with all the hooplah surrounding political endorsements these days, you Americans have been neglecting one of the most important endorsements of all time. Who cares that Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, and 50 Cent back Obama, and that Stephen Baldwin, Sylvester Stallone, and Curt Schilling support McCain? What aboot the opinion of the Canadians, eh? How come you haven’t asked for our endorsement? Shame on you!
(Seriously, if you would listen to us, we may, in exchange, give you a glimpse of all the foreign policy secrets that we have learned by being closer to Russia than 49 of the 50 US states.)
Great, now that I have your attention, here we go: I declare on behalf of all Canadians, I (we) endorse Sarah Palin, the vice-presidential candidate of the GOP.
Why?
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