Speaking of asinine signs, check out the one on the side of Copa Banana:
Come to Copa for Philly’s “best” margaritas, burgers, and fries. It’s brilliant. To the casual observer, they promise top-notch food and drinks, but if you try to pin them down they’re not actually claiming anything.
More people should try this tactic. Forget U.S. News & World Report, let’s just tell people we go to the “best” school in the country. Philadelphia is the “safest” city around. The Eagles are “first place” in the NFC East.
Mom, if you’re reading, I’m getting a “4.0″ this term, and I’m going to be “employed” next year.
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