I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the fact that The Daily Pennsylvanian decided that Penn students learning how to “Crank That” is front page news, or that a camp counselor taught 8 year olds how to dance to the lyrics “super-soak that ho.”
The article goes on to compare the Soulja Boy song to the “Macarena”. I see the similarities. They’re pretty much the same song except “Crank That” has more super-soaking of hos - which quite frankly, I always thought the Macarena had a serious lacking of. Ditto for the electric slide. Too much slide, not enough hos.
Regardless, above are instructions to learn the dance from Soulja Boy himself. To repay him, you should put up your own youtube clip teaching him something - maybe a demo on how to spell “soldier.”
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